A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning. He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by the next Monday. Downsizing." He's really upset. Everyone in his Department does a good job and it doesn't seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying to figure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jill standing at the water cooler. He say to himself, "Okay it's going to be one of them." He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does. Everything is equal. Productivity.Time off. Reports. Everything.He's in a quandary.It's Friday afternoon and he know his going to have to think about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack and Jill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye. " Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don't look so good. Is everything okay?" He look at her and says, "To be honest, I'm having a tough time here. It can't decide if I should lay you or Jack off." And she look at him and says "Well I have to catch a bus, so I suggest you jack off."

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