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A mime in a zoo

One day an out of work day is visited the zoo and attemps to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crow, a zoo keeper graps him and draps him in to his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo 's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has die suddenly and the keeper feers that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offer the mine a job to dress up at the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enter the cage before the crowd comes. He discover 's that it's greated job.He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.However eventually the cowd tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires.He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. No wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climps to the top of his cage, crawls across a partion, and dangles from the top to the lion's cage. Of course,this makes the lion furious, but the crowds loves it.

At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and give the mime a raise for being suck a good attraction. Well, it goes on for sometime, the mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger and his salary keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.

The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. Finally, the mime starts streaming and yealing "Help, Help me!", put the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, " Shut up you idiod! Do you want to get both fired?"

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